Hahaha, but I’m lazy. I showed her the miracle of cooking with fire and now she does a better job at it than I do. To be fair our grill is only about 10 steps from the kitchen because I keep it on our deck just outside the dining room.
I know, I know… still a man card violation for letting a woman use the grill.
Why? No need to feel sorry, if I’m going to do any gay shit for v-day, she’s going to treat me to a steak at a nice restaurant and suck me off after a month later. Common courtesy.
“Listen bitch I don’t give a FUCK how you feel, you better suck my fucking dick right fuckin now! Do you know what today is? It’s MARCH FUCKING 14th. Now SUCK IT”
Or maybe it’s because my birthday falls on valentines day, so that outweighs anything else on that holiday. Def still a little rapey when you think about it