The Idiot Test

Your points: 5 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698752 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370964 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 327935 Tests answered)

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Results
Your points: 8 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698797 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370974 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 327970 Tests answered

9 but really 10

I missed the widow one. I understood the trick but I had no insight into the laws on the dead marrying in California. I figured since dead people don’t often propose that nobody would have seen fit to create a law banning it.

Results
Your points: 5 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698810 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370975 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 327982 Tests answered)

Your points: 8 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698812 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370975 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 327984 Tests answered)

Your points: 9 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698852 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370984 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328015 Tests answered)

Results
Your points: 8 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698892 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370997 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328042 Tests answered)

I got the apple one and the doctor one wrong

Results
Your points: 9 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698935 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371002 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328080 Tests answered)

missed the bear question

9

Your points: 10 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698948 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371004 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328091 Tests answered)

Your points: 9 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698960 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371010 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328097 Tests answered)

damn moses…