The OFFICIAL Burnyd v Whitey Footrace Rematch Wednesday July 7th 2010 9pm

Back where it all began:

Come one Come all, Smallman Street awaits these two titans of talk, The Great (old) One vs. Forrest Gumps Twin Brother

who is in for this epic event?

Shouldn’t you have at least asked us when was good for us?

seems like a slight problem with this? lol

Can a 39-year-old with a desk job have a shot at the winner? :burnout:

bracket race?

It doesn’t matter, its more a joke anyways

lol. 1/8th mile foot race. I wonder if steel valley would allow at the next rental.

there better be some louie moeller BBQ at the end of the track. about the only way i will run that far!

Jesus fucking Christ is there nothing you can’t fail at?

Hmm… When does the line get released with odds?

Id say the odds are in dans favor…Ive seen Whitey get beat at Steel Valley on several occasions

Who the fuck are you kidding, I’ll just put a nice shiny quarter at the end

right now he’s calculating the caloric loss he would take by running down to the end of that 1/8 mile to see what the profit ratio would be.

Dont forget to factor in the co-efficient of drag on that nose

:rofl: the nose can flow a lot of CFM of air. gotta make these lungs work!

The nose is similar to black folks nostrils. ----------------------- RAM AIR !!!

a Black Jew would dominate a CFM contest

hall of famer Rod Carew

http://rhymeculture.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/nasal_spray.jpg

SPRAY!!!

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf

where the fuck do you find this shit? still funny though!