Well first off i would like to say that Bob gets his fair share of quality pussy. Bob is so generous he matches up his good pittspeed buddies with pretty girls. Bob is such a nice guy that he spent HIS MONEY on hold down licence plate frames for all his g-body friends because he knows how aggrivating it is to wedge a cap in there to hold it down. Bob is taller than %40 of the board. Bob owns 5 Cars. Bob appriciates his generous parents because he knows thats what FAMILY is for. Bob waits 1 hour after someone breaks up with their girl to get on that shit. Bob doesn’t care if people thinks he’s an asshole because theres more that know he’s not. Bob Loves his 20+ year old cars despite their slight rust. Bob is not a wigger but many a person’s " my nigga". Bob has nuts beyond the keyboard and will put them on your chin if you are so inclined to question their existance (females only please). Bob will shame quik in g-body facts but will eventually fall asleep during a quik philabuster. Bob will listen to his bros with their female problems because he knows the importance of love. Bob doesn’t keep score when it comes to money, friends come first. Bob gives a bum some money regardless of how many times BJ tells him to get a job. 
Bob is that guy that gets calls at 4 am and would do anything for his bros and his angel. So to the people that talk the shit on me, no middle fingers, i’ll just leave you with this Irish Blessing “may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you’re dead”
Christine> the one the i’m supposedly “so” jealous of
Dick Starbucks tells me it makes good aftershave too. :nuts: