These chicks are HAWT!!!

[beat90tsi]

@JackdUp

<snip snip> there, all better. Never have to deal with those little shit machines.

Wishing kids on me would be bad enough for the world…but morbidly obese ones would be instructed to shape up or be disowned.

(now that’s harsh)

Yeah, I don’t know about kids, but if I do, they won’t get fat while they live with me. I’m glad I didn’t look at those pictures.