Things LZ enjoys doing in his spare time -

  1. Building siiqqqq transmerobirds?

no, sorry. he’ll just tell you that you suck if you dont like transmerobirds

  1. arguing with people on the internet how to properly build a transmerobird, even if he has never really had a capable one, and a good amount of the transmerobird community dislike him?

yeah, maybe.

  1. PM’ing people he has never met in real life, that he knows nothing about, in order to ask them for no real reason why they suck at life, then try to smooth it over by saying he’s just “busting your balls” (again… dont know him…)?

winner!!

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apparently if you dont like v8’s, youre not worth the air you breathe. sigh. i just want to be one of the cool kids.

let me tell you, checking my email one morning and seeing this was a really great way to start my day.

this guy is a bag of dicks, for real

:tup: I agree.

Jam have I ever met u?

for a hot minute at bubble tea… i was scremaing over your v8, telling you how my gf picked your “super clean fox body” out as we passed you on the 90 last summer. i gave you a t-up as i drove by in her element. then you disappeared into a cloud of tire smoke. it was magical.

http://i.imgur.com/xeaQW.gif

Jam,

I still love you.

XOXOX

Gonna really suck when I buy a BMW or S2000 for my next car…

Awesome thread!!!

Just to clarify here:

Not just build it. He will tell you how to drive it, how to launch it, how fast it “should” go, how to set up the suspension, what tire pressure to run, what converter to pick, what company to go with, what the d/a is that day, why it’s so slow, what part of the combo is wrong, and then he’ll fill the thread with all sorts of his favorite ls1tech mystical “cam-only” or “stock internal” ET lists (that nobody outside of ls1tech gives a shit about, but he doesn’t get that part, lol) for comparison, even though he failed at getting on either one.

True story…

I gave up on having a loud annoying car and decided to make more money :frowning:

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Why you stalking some girl named Bethany? lol

Pretty neat trick of getting her number by telling someone else “you had it then lost it” lolllllll

Would it be worse to be a bag of dicks or a box of dicks?

https://youtu.be/WJTBPdVpdMc

it’s like buying a peanut doughnut and a boston cream and putting them in the same bag at tim hortons… get nuts all over everything.

Paula’s Doughnuts or bust.

It depends on the size of the box and/or bag, and also how ergonomically friendly each of them are.

Wow Joelster for the KO!!!

LOL

Lol okay. I heard the real story was you sold the car to pay for a wedding. Looks like hanging out at Pharaohs every night paid off Congrats

Actually none of the car money went into the wedding…

However between travel for work, consulting, and the wedding I didn’t have time to fuck with the car this season and didn’t see the point of having it sit in the garage all season and it was annoying to drive.

Sadly I have only been there twice in since 2008 when I moved back to Buffalo.

Anything else? lol

I will be more then happy to compare finances…Is carquest giving you unemployment or can you not collect when they fire you?

Raking in the money from rolling back odometers for shady shops in the city?

Ballin in the back corner of someone elses shop?

First time you and DoS have posted since last time you guys got laughed off here

Omg yes.

Meanwhile
http://www.diabetesmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/popcorn.jpg

<3 Jam…

Yes…! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…