get in their f-body
which was so ridiculously sweet that all the faggy imports would just crumble into dust at the sound of the thunder rumbling under it’s hood
and they rolled through Jonny Trans neighborhood
and found a lady wearing a purple raincoat that said “HOE” on the back
but it wasn’t a raincoat, it was a body condom, and it didn’t say “HOE” it said “MOE” and it was the character from the Simpsons
they walked up to MOE and asked him if he wanted to get a drink of lemonade from the county fair.
He said “Yes.”, and then suddenly he used his rope “belt” to swing away like a certain action hero
named Spider Man thru the streets of Buffalo.
confused by what happened, and still thirsty for lemons, he didnt know how to react when his cell phone went off
hence his face turned green, and shirt litteraly exploded in a ball of flame.
Oprah was calling again to come appear on her talk show special entitled “i have three nipples and 5 legs”
To which he replied, “how would that work I have five nipples and three legs.”
In return, she replied, “I’m a heinous cunt with too much money. I can’t believe I’ve gotten to this point with my god awful show.”
and just when things couldn’t get worse, Oprah received a call from the girl with three boobs from total recall…
They set up an appointment to have a live show on top of the applebees restaurant in NYC
Donahue found out about this, and was not amused.
so now theres going to be a freak show at the top of applebees in NYC. Donahue still not amused is then confronted by chuck norris who was still having a bad day due to running into skunks aunt milly…
but the world was tired of hearing about stupid fucking chuck norris, so he just died in the lamest way possible and was never mentioned again
of course this was after the celebration of his non-existance. So the world had to find a new hero and he went by the name of…
The Condiment Bandit who covered peoples cars in ketchup and mustard like a fucking jackass