This is the story that never ends....

Basically its simple…everyone adds a line to the post before it.

Yes…work is that slow today.

Ill start

Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he bumped into an elderly woman…

the elderly woman looked rather familiar.

It turned out to be Skunks Aunt Milly

Who has a disgusting goiter that resembles

barney the dinosaurs’ face

while the dinosaur was receiving a drunk bj

. Chuck delievered a round-house kick to her

while she was giving a drunk bj

nephew skunk.

then skunk gave a drunk bj

ok im done

to Chuck. Who was then displeased by such a weaksause blow-job.

He then kicked skunk in the groin.

The resulting power of Chuck’s kick caused a bridge to randomly collapse in some state that was quickly forgotten shortly after.

Skunk responded with

“mah toopay, they stole my toopay!!” somebody help me!! when suddenly Ace and Gary the ambiguously gay duo appeared and…

massaged Skunk’s skunk.

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/03/Ambig_Gay_Ace_Gary.jpg
(what kind of book doesn’t have pictures?)

After Skunk’s skunk was done being massaged

LAFENGAS appeared in his newly constructed carbon fiber jet only wearing

a banana hammock made of carbon fiber