This is the story that never ends....

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a sign that said this thread sucks

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Then, pissed that the trio of ace, gary, and lafengas interrupted his skunk-job, Chuck Norris

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laughed at the fact that SVT3945 doesn’t have a car at all…In fact he

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sold his fast truck for a slow Focus and is secretly my Dad

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Suddenly, lafengas’s CF jet transformed into

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Optimus Zong! Which is a giant curb destroying robot. After pulverizing every curb in sight, it began to dance to the beat of

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Billy Jean by MJ

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the only problem was…

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hes gay

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and cant dance for shit.

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However, he returned to Iraq

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and showed osama bin laden how to dance and curb stomp.

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Back in the US, George Bush…

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ruined everything that was once good

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by shoving his head as far up his

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ass that some people could consider it illegal.

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But thats OK because we all know

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the safetey dance rules your lives

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because you can dance if you want to…we can leave this world behind.

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because if your friends don’t dance… then they’re no friends of mine,