That’s what he gets for going somewhere gay like Starbucks.
LOL^
blocked someone post it up for us at work!!
LMAO. That was an epic read. LOLing in class.
I’m sorry I wasn’t able to stop and chat — I was in such a rush to do my errands — but you too seemed to be in a giant rush to run inside and grab your extra-whip venti white chocolate mocha. You were in such a hurry that even after your friend pointed out how close your cig came to burning my face, you didn’t have time to say “sorry” or “excuse me.” Anyway, I just wanted to write to let you know how much I love it when Big Beautiful Women wear pajama pants/tee-shirt ensembles out in public. It conveys a postmodern “I’ve totally given up on life” attitude that so many men find intoxicating. Additionally, your hair was exquisite. I can tell that your life is so full of fun and adventure that you don’t even have time to buy a bottle of Prell, but there’s nothing more exciting than a woman on the go.
Listen, I’m sure you have far too many male suitors for you to even consider reading Craigslist missed connections, but on the off chance that you see this and you haven’t been felled by heart disease or any of the myriad cancers you’re courting … I’d love to take you and your slightly less-hot friend to dinner. We’ll have all the things you love! I envision beginning with some wings, then moving on to a few chicken parms, some buckets of General Tso’s, even more buckets of the Colonel’s extra-crispy, a jalapeno-popper palate cleanser, followed by approximately 27 stuffed-crust pizzas, as many McDonald’s #2 value meals as you can eat before you get bored, and finally a jaunt to Cheesecake Factory for dessert.
if you want to get at me this Wednesday (26th) then I would be honored if you come to my “Shaken Stylus” punk night at 253 allen street; so maybe at the end of the night you can request a song; it will be interesting what you would ask for; during my set; if you’re still hungry from dancing and bumping my table (no doubt about that) and feeling in the mood (fingers crossed!), we can end with some edible underwear and a Colt 45 fountain.
-Malik Saint
For Ultra
Hahahahahahah awesome.
Thanks!! lol
What’s a Starbuck’s ?
What a fucking pussy. He didnt have the balls to say something then, but suddenly on CL he becomes super cool. What a loser
Cool story bro
Alright, NOW this had to be one of you hahahhaa
I find it more entertaining that you browse cl missed connections on a daily basis.
my roommate is friends with the original craigslister
Missed connections is super entertaining
It’s the only way I can pick up chicks man, don’t be hatin…:idhitit: