ahahahaha.
^ way to get her drunk before.
EDIT: not anymore. 
That’s every day!
[quote=“newman,post:25,topic:25846"”]
man
i wish it was tofu and rough anal from my BF day. 
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:present:
im getting pizza and B-J day…good enough for me
[quote=“BikerFry,post:20,topic:25846"”]
And so the table full of engineers began buzzing with “Oh yeah it’s pi day! It’s pi day! 
Today is pi day! 3/14… 3.14… Get it?”
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PI IS EXACTLY 3!
I mentioned this fact to my wife this morning and i got “THE LOOK” sooo guess that not happenin
[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:29,topic:25846"”]
PI IS EXACTLY 3!
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I’m sorry it had to come to that, but I needed your attention.
[quote=“Pauly,post:30,topic:25846"”]
I mentioned this fact to my wife this morning and i got “THE LOOK” sooo guess that not happenin
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:meh: yea, miserable failure for me too today.
more like left over chili, ramen, and masturbate myself to sleep day. amirite?
[quote=“Dex,post:32,topic:25846"”]
:meh: yea, miserable failure for me too today.
more like left over chili, ramen, and masturbate myself to sleep day. amirite?
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are you going to cry and use your tears as lubrication?
[quote=“Sc1chik,post:33,topic:25846"”]
are you going to cry and use your tears as lubrication?
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okay that only happened once, and i was drunk and it was valentines day!
yup… i had cold pizza for dinner
no steaks, and no bj’'s
[quote=“Sc1chik,post:33,topic:25846"”]
are you going to cry and use your tears as lubrication?
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no, sober night. midterm in the morning.
Yep, leftover spaghetti and masturbation day… 
lol @ anyone needing a “holiday” to receive BJs
:word: Any day you get blown is a holiday. :tspry:
truth. shouldn’t have to be a holiday 