TRUE LIFE: my mom was a playboy bunny

Im sorry your mother didnt love you really i am

playboy 20 years ago and now are two totally different things…

so your saying your going to stereotype every waitress? cause thats basically the extent of her duties, that and taking old guys money at pool…it was a job for her, that paid very well…hell for being 21 it wasn’t too dam bad i would think

a playmate is a bunny…but playmates are the ones that are in the magazines

to top it off my parents were already married at the time, its not like my mom was off doing random guys lol…my dad would drop her off and pick her up from work…i dont see an issue with it…if i’m not embarrased to tell people, you shouldn’t be embarrased for me…

i could say lots of worse things about my family lol…like we started/owned the colony lounge for many many years(actually up untill about 10 years ago

oiy…

how could you think this was a good call man.

really it doesn’t bother me at all…i dont see the problem with it, i’m proud of my mom and what she’s done over the years

and actually i’m probably the only person on this message board that is allowed in the mansion anytime i want :stuck_out_tongue:

Have you been in the mansion?

nope, not yet…

we are going to plan a trip there though…anyone that was/is a bunny is allowed there at anytime and can stay for a few days if they want, and can bring guests

when you become a bunny they give you a number, to the mansion obv. but its a private number that you kinda reserve your stay there, tell them when your coming and such, who your bringing…

He got kicked out for bein a virgin

Post 1: Wow, she sure was a pretty lady :tup:
Post 2: I admire how she was clever enough to land herself a job where she exploits man’s weakness to financially better herself :tup:
Post 3: Wow, those costumes sure are outdated
Post 4: Thats a tasteful pic, the times sure have changed, your mom is OG as fuck :tup:

:roll:

Honestly though, she is a clever girl (and attractive I may say) to do that. if I was a hot chick id be exploiting mens dongs tastefully for any buck.

Dude you need to get the fuck on top of that.

um, chris, hi, when we going!

and your leaving out the part that makes your mom the lady she is, about the job she had working with disabled children.

+1 for this lady, very kind hearted and caring

thanks, i think? she’s not that old, 47 now…

yep, i’ve already discussed it with my mom, we will be going when the time is right…and hopefully before i hit 30 lol!

yes my mom worked with disable children for a few years, got bit in the hand by a 9 year old girl, almost detached her thumb. many surgeries later, tons of nerve damage and she barely has use of her right hand now. and to top it off, got pretty much nothing out of it due to the stupid laws in georgia and their monisory(sp?) schools. she has a box implanted in her back that sends voltage into her spine to keep the pain down at all times

so yes, my mother is a great person and would do anything for you if you really needed it

I can think of a few things I really need… :angryhump:

dont forget, she had to keep her mouth shut for years upon years because of state laws. then she finally reached the end of her years, and boy does she like to talk about the situation now

yea because of the laws, she couldn’t even say the name of the girl that bit her, the parents to this day still do not know what happened if anything…

its really a fucked up situation

This thread doesn’t say TRUE LIFE: My mom was a waitress. It says she was a bunny, and by bringing attention to that, the bunny stereotypes are applied.

I’m sure shes a great woman and has done great things, I just find it tasteless to bring attention to her as a bunny then say she was nothing more than a waitress wearing rabbit ears and having a key to the mansion.

HA! Look at that. That means my dad probably knows her. He used to frequent the playboy club. LOL

hahah rrriiigghhhttt…cuz hugh fucking hefner remembers your mother that worked at the buffalo playboy bar 40 years ago and he would drop everything just to give you the golden tour of the fucking PLAYBOY MANSION!

haha he just might…your dad can probably vouch that it wasn’t a sleazy place at all…

umm yes actually, they keep track of all of that, and no not that he’d drop everything, might not even see him when your there…but either way, i can go, you cant :stuck_out_tongue: i’ll be thinking of you, or laughing when i’m sitting in the grotto sipping drinks and your doing whatever it is you do…

they have a regestry type thing for every person that has been a bunny…EVER and yes, they do have her on record, all she has to do is call, and prove who she is and we are in…

also there were over 1K girls that tried out to work there, only 20 or so made it i think it was? i dont remember the number, hugh came in frequently actually, and they all had to know what he drank and a certain way to serve it to him…from what my mom has told me about hugh, she says he’s one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet

someone is jealous…