My friends got an interesting game going where we tried to find different names for the classic “two in the pink one in the stink” phrase. During our bar night we managed to come up with about 50 phrases, some examples include:
two in the bloody one in the muddy
two where you pump it one where you dump it
two in the jelly one in the smelly
two in the snapper one in the crapper
two in the swollen one in the colon
Two where you ovulate one where you evacuate
Add to the fun…
repost.
two in the goo, one in the poo
MY ALL TIME FAV…
Two to Yale, One to Brown
I know it’s Univ. references but since it doesn’t rhyme, we cannot accept
this answer. :o
two in the gash, one in the stash.
two in the taco, one to meet paco. (horrible racial overtone please forgive me)
two in the funk, one in the skunk.
two for the man, one in the can.
two in the puss, one in the tush.
that’s all I’ve got for now…
I’m guessing you guys havent herd of the mini-van?
Seats two up front and five out back…
(yeah i was bored at work)
This calls for a picture:
