Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first[COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say,[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]“My fair maiden… I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]hope.” The second little boy was to reply by saying, “Hark!, a pistol shot.”
[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups.[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]upon the audience the two boys were terrified.[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]first boy yelled out these unforgettable words… “My fair maiden…I have come[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap.”[/FONT]
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The second boy screams out…“Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]shit, horse shit, this is bull shit… I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway…”
The audience left howling!! [/FONT]
