In that file was one piece of paper, and on that piece of paper were two words.
ITS ON!!
June 6th. PRP.
Whitey vs. Darkstar Clash of the Motherfucking Titans Dragrace Extravaganza.
All parties have been informed that this is a car race, and has nothing to do with dressing up in women’s lingerie. However several members of the LS1tech will be there so I’m sure for a couple bucks you will still be able to watch some men doing disgusting things to each other in a portajohn.
THE STAKES
Winner gets to pick out a custom vanity plate for the loser, who has to rock it for 1 WHOLE CALENDAR YEAR.
Questions, comments, or concerns? Stick them up your ass.
With my charm, wit, and dashing good looks, they’ll all be too busy wondering just how I managed to get all 8" down into their throats to worry about whats on my plate.