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[noahTHEpurdy]

@Bravada 442

If you have gauged ears and spiked hair, they are going to be staring at you big time.

But all those Fox Chapel pricks don’t have any balls to say anything to you, so don’t worry about it. Drink up, be merry.

Exactly what’ll happen.

I had to go to two parties at the country club with a previous girlfriend. I don’t even have spiked hair or gauges, and they stared at me.