Uh…maid of the mist?
Are you serious?
My burly ass dad could have just given me $20 and it would have been better than that.
But I guess…since we’re telling shitty stories…that my best 21st birthday present came from the military, when they decided that I should spend it on a month of leave in Rome unpacking my shit in my new apartment there.
Leave the fucking country…canada doesn’t count.