:word: “Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.”
Here ya go Jack, it was Santa Claus: The Movie. Yes, I am a HUUUUUUGGGGE nerd because I remember this shit. And it was Dudley Moore that was the elf in it.
Yes, the Tim Allen one… and big font scares me.
lol @ the kiss saves christmas joke, i love family guy…i hope i get a sex box this year!!!(and her name better be sony!!!)
home alone
<3
NLCV rocks my socks off… nothing else comes close. Exceept maybe the Tim Allen “Santa Clause 1 & 2”… I liked those ones.
where’s my pussy?
“Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.”
“Hello Movie House!”
national lampoons christmas vaction is the greatest ever
nlcv2 = the suck : http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/icopyright_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=2055640
I recommend checking between your legs.
Mine is still making me money
Its a decent movie, results may vary
I don’t make that much money with mine at all…maybe I could use a shave? lol
I know where the nickname came from now