When Girls Don't Put Out

def a repost but funny none the less

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My fiance was just reading this over my shoulder… she laughed. :whew:

:fuckinghugetup:

That’s funny

Haha, Nice.

I’d really like to show this to my wife but… i hate the fucking couch.

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Bwuahahahhaha :lol:

That was a good one lol.

heres what my gf said in response to me sending her that

well the first part of the story i was like omg thats like me and travis and i just wanna be held and stop being thought about just for sex. but then the second part, im totally not like that, and wouldnt even dream of you spending all that cash on me for nothing. but the story was entertaining i must say

that last part is bs, i spent almost 800 on her between her bday (12/15) and christmas

Was just thinking of this the other day.

X…

lol.

:banghead:

yea i know. i could have gotten away with like 300 but when i sold the civic i got into the gift giving mood. she knows it wont happen again

hahahahahahahaha nice.

nniceeeee