lol #1 after i drink a whole bottle of red stag, at least she has an ok body i guess
2 3’s = a 6?
I used the Genny Cream Ale Scale in making my decision.
#1 - Maybe 6 or 7 Cream Ales
#2 - Does anybody even sell Cream Ale in a keg anymore?!
I wouldn’t hit either using someone elses dick.
If I choked down that much cream ale and then had to look at either of those faces, barfing would be imminent. That stuff tastes like warm piss even when it’s cold.
Fucking A you want to be there all night?
Both, with a Mac truck.
#1.
With #2 I would be concerned with bumping ball sacks.