whitey can drive like nothin else when nature calls… a wonderfull display if I do say so… this is travis by the way we just got back to the shop. eric was logged in and i am too lazy to log him out
i got home too without a ticket!
i seriously felt like my stomach was going to explode, and definitely needed to be on home base
then jay starting to come into my lane almost scared the shit out of me right there
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Were you getting all emotional and breaking out in a cold sweat? hahaha.
cold sweats + chills is the worst. this is eric posting under my own screen name.
This is Barry posting as Eric but in the mindset of Beavis with regards to the artist formerly known as prince…Whitey…“I need TP for my bunghole” 
whitey pooping thread
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I have a mug right here on my desk that says “I am the great cornholio!” It’s a great conversation piece.
I’m picturing Whitey on the toilet like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber.
hahahahha :bowrofl:
it was pretty much like that, i blame it on that damn spaghetti dinner i went to before driving up
all i know is that had to be the best dynoqueen fly-bye i have even seen i couldnt do it any better
hahahahaha… i definitely owned a dyno queen, a 10 sec car, a 11 sec car all in one flyby
i win
whitey = ricer fly by
lol… i was in the same situation coming back from disney…
i had celery and carrots for breakfast, a shitload of coffee, and a chinese buffet in NC for lunch…
by the time i got to Beckley WV, i was dying for a toilet.
i thought i could make it home, but i couldn’t. i pulled over at a KFC in the middle of nowhere WV, wrapped the toilet seat like a christmas present, and shat for about fifteen minutes.
(i have insane OCD… i can’t shit in public… i wish i’d taken pictures of how much i “nested” before i shat. i think i used half of a roll of toilet paper constructing the barrier.)
the shit itself was a three or four flusher, and i had to wipe so much that i thought it would look like i was menstruating from my asshole. I was in this bathroom for about twenty-five minutes.
So, when all was done. I figured I should spend some money there for monopolising their only men’s toilet for nearly a half-hour. So I ordered a Baja Blast Dew and some biscuits… and had to shit again before I hit Washington County.
Don’t tell stories like that again. I think I’m going to throw up.
ess tee eff yoo, noob.
Beaver + Murphys wings = Route 56 + 100mph + 250lb man whimpering like a little girl
man i was doing a solid 80 you came by and was 10 car lengths ahead before i saw who it was, your car was leaning side to side as changing lanes good driving skills for sure you should look into teaching up beaver run.