who likes me.

Incorrect.

Chuck Norris is THE man.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Personally I don’t get into many debates with Greg. He seems to know what he is talking about, which frightens noobs. He locked the thread when I was tearing rotokami a new one.

Thats all I have to say.

PS. why did you start this thread when you knew it was going to hit the maxxx on the gaydar?