women gets pregnant by dead guy....

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must get lonely at a mortuary…

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

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Ehhhhhh I’m doubting the source

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snopes already covered this, its false. “dead serious news” is a shitty knockoff of the onion

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37 DICKS!

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You better not suck a dick while walking through the parking lot.

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Hey, get back here!!

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LOL^

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37 dicks? At once?

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::slrup slurp slurp slrup::

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You are definitely slow.

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The first tip off it was fake probably should have been the fact that the picture is John Locke from Lost…

https://www.google.com/search?q=john+locke+coffin&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=xkQMT87zM-H30gHczIiCBg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1112&bih=797

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You guys are destroying the lines of the movie…

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37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

In a row?

we know what we mean lol

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The only thing I remember from that movie was that line and they played hockey on the roof