i have a fuckin camaro and now a cutty . i drive a f-150 thats rusty have my own guns , and used a burn barrel . is that enough lol
HAHAHAHAAHA John you are awesome, the burn barrel comment got me
since i’m out of the running slowmarro’s got my vote. :rofl :rofl :rofl
Eh she’s a Chevy girl, but the burning barrel takes the cake. She likes to fish too. And you might want to buy a big tractor.
John, borrow my truck. She might not like Fords but every country girl has a soft spot for an International motor 
Just use a blanket fool, my interior is legit.
My family has a farm. :shrug: Come hay or high tractor she’ll never want for anything.
I like this dude already. :rofl
I have two honda’s, grew up in the suburbs, wear american eagle, and go to Suny Albany.
Is that hick enough?
but of course.:thumbup
I drive an old ass ford and have a big fire pit in my back yard. does that help my case?
I think she hates VW’s, not sure though.
I’m pretty sure she likes your truck Wayne.
DAMMIT… waynes got it all
A/S/L
LOL I’m spoken for, so you guys can rent the truck if you want!!! LOL
Nice/cowboy boots/english
Wait…what? :excited
I too use burn barrels, my friend burns tires in his wood stove, I own gunz, used road signs for target practice, drive a truck, and have dropped the phrases “hook chain” and “prit-near” before.:rofl
^ Possible contender
we could use him in the family steve, make it happen.
edit:
:rofl
did I just make myself an honorary Klopman?
edit 2:
shit well THAT kills my chances with little ms klopman. SHIT.
Ok brother fizzle