This was the Christmas party we had at work, there was a huge ice snow bank and we were all drunk obviously, we decided the guy with the vending machine was a complete asshole so we wanted free candy. Wee took the machine, I think it had mike&ikes in it and put it in front of the ice bank and jumped the fucker with a old ford Taurus. The candy went everywhere. Free candy was had by all, and we went back to drinking.