Since the new trend on here is having babies and buying homes, what better than to play a fucking video game with those minions your wife/slam piece pooped out?!
It’s an Xbox KINECT!
Comes with KINECT Sports and KINECT Adventures!
What else is there to it?
Pretend to be a good dad and get your kids this shit.
Shit, even if you don’t have kids, buy this fucking thing!
“How much, Chris?” You ask?
Mother fucking $120 for everything! Or you can be a damn jew and offer me some lowball crap too.
Hurry up and buy this crap before your kid starts school. If they don’t have this, some bigger kid is going to beat the crap out of them every week because they aren’t cool. You’ll be the father that allows your kid to suck, how does that feel?
And if you don’t have kids? You’ll never meet a woman who’ll willing sleep with your broke ass if you don’t have this bad boy setting up on that sweet Zenith TV your mom bought you for Christmas a few years back.