I, for one, would like to see you explain this all away truthfully Travis.
As in… I lied when… I forgot to ship…lalalala…I was broke…lalalala… just explain. Entertaining perhaps… but step up…be honest… the truth will feel good… even though no one would likely believe it anyway. Give it all a try. Come clean son.
Here, I will start…
" Hi, My name is Travis…"
If this gets done, I will slowly feed you the next 11 steps.