I’m still trying to figure out why you’re not in the kitchen making him a sandwich.
lol @ Fry
In my case, I drop the laptop, get myself ready. Then, I get denied and yelled at. Then I sneak in a little grabby grab anyways.
I say bitch in a derogatory way, nothing personal… and welcome to nyspeed… If you are gonna make a thread like this and expect serious answers, then you should be on the PETA boards. I dont care how hot (or not) you are, if youre not posting nudes we dont give a shit.
Buzzkill out
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Its a trick question because no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone.
why has there been some wierd ass threads lately…wtf would any guy do, if shes hot and i hope so …do her while on nyspeed
“guess what I did last night?” shoves right hand index fingers in your face
also, I would prob continue checking the forum
Jam, I’m sure CTM doesn’t appreciate that!
Ugh this is retarded. Women are so bad at posting threads, massively transparent and shallow. You’re probably not hot enough to make up for it either.
I miss josh lmfao
I would stand up, turn her away from me, punch her in the back of the head. insert my erect penis (blood makes me horny) in to her unlubricated ass cum in side her but then defecate on her back. If she wakes up she wakes up… if not I’ll cut her up into 5 pieces toss in my freezer then get rid of her via large lead weights to sink into lake erie in the middle of the night.
I’m single so I might be missing something here.
I would stand up, turn her away from me, punch her in the back of the head. insert my erect penis (blood makes me horny) in to her unlubricated ass cum in side her but then defecate on her back. If she wakes up she wakes up… if not I’ll cut her up into 5 pieces toss in my freezer then get rid of her via large lead weights to sink into lake erie in the middle of the night.
I’m single so I might be missing something here.
WTF IS THIS SHIT??? I post something that’s got a bunch of people laughing and having a little bit of fun for half the night. An you have to come in and be a total dick?!? You dont know anything about me… Grow up and go f*ck yourself.
This is great…I still don’t understand why they let women use computers…
Khoveraki would fuck himself if he could so thats not even an insult. And this thread is attention whoring. Were all guilty of it sometimes but you need to learn how to be more subtle. For reference see :http://nyspeed.com/forums/memberlist.php
For my wife at least, there’s a right thing to do (put laptop down) and a wrong thing to do, and she’ll let me know pretty quickly if I got it wrong!
OP is def fat, ugly or both.
You set the laptop on her back and continue to browse while doing her doggystyle.
/thread
I would pick up her towel for her like any gentleman.
LoL
While I really wouldn’t want to own a lexus, I sure as hell wouldn’t mind taking one around the block of few times. haha
I sure as hell would toss the computer and forget about it until the next day.
But the real answer is I probably wouldn’t care that you were naked there, because while you were at work I fucked your hotter, skinnier best friend. I’m just dating you because you pay half the rent.