“When the candirú successfully invades a human, it proceeds exactly as it would with a fish host. After entering the misidentified orifice, it quickly wriggles its way in as far as possible, often accompanied by the victim’s frantic attempts to grip the slippery, mucus-coated tail. In the unlikely event that the panicked victim manages to grasp the fish, its backwards-pointing barbs would cause excruciating pain at each pull, and bring a quick end to the dramatic tug-of-war. Once inside, the parasite inches its way up the urethra to the nearest blood-gorged membrane, extends its spines into the surrounding tissue, and starts feasting.” :S
–Nah man, it’s deep-fried, and certainly not wiggling… :S
– You have no idea ma’am, since you don’t have this particular body part. Reading about those splines made me feel:confused: and very horrified. Those fu**** should be nuked from the face of the earth…
Haha, Wasabi is a wicked all-you-can-eat Japanese eatery in R/H. Wicked stuff, and I get a semi-discount whenever I bring the owner’s neighbor with me. I’m also with you on the wasabi… I always liked to taste what I’m eating… not some artificial flavor.:R
anyone want to come with? 
(I don’t want to come across as Hitler Jr or anything, but they do no good to the ecosystem.)