Granted but now GH nerds are haxoring your live acct to defeat you.
I wish it was midnight so I can go home
granted, but you’re going to go home and find your house was broken into
I wish i wasn’t bored reading the OT section of NYSPEED 
granted you are really looking at gay porn
wish i could have sex with a monkey
Granted, now you are having sex with Skunky.
I wish this computer wasn’t a piece of shit.
granted. you find yourself no longer typing on a “POS”, but an actual piece of shit. your fingers are muddy. is that mud?
i wish i had a cat
Granted but now that cat attacked your neighbor and they are suing you for everything you have.
I wish I was no longer typing on an actual piece of shit.
granted, it’s now a 70 yr old man cock
i wish i’d get a raise at work
Granted, you now make $.01 more than you did before, but that pushed you into a new tax bracket so now you ultimately make less.
I wish my co-workers had funny hats on, that would make the day go by faster.
granted. but the raise you got at work was your penis, and now you realize the boner you received was caused by your 40 year old male boss.
i wish i didn’t think 2 1/2 men was so funny
(late.)
mcell:
granted. but the funny hats your coworkers are wearing are actually gas masks. you work for the CDC, and are working without a gas mask on. Stupid. You’ve inhaled some weird monkey pox and before long your erectile dysfunction problems will be the least of your worries.
Again, I wish I didn’t like 2 1/2 men.
Granted, now you like 3 1/2 men naked inside you. Ouch you butt is swollen, and you have aids.
I wish I was immune to the negative affects of the game
granted, but you’re not immune to aids… and guess what u got it!
I wish i didnt sell the seats from my CRX
Granted! But now you have seats from a CRX. Blank stare. Awkward pause. :smash2: (JK)
I wish i could play guitar.
granted, but now you have to deal with axel rose trying to rape you every night.
i wish the hot new girl would give better head.
granted, but her steroid raged boyfriend finds out, and you are now in the hospital with no dick
I wish the sabres score more goals then Boston tonight
granted, but they lose miller, vanek, briere, drury, and afinaginov to injury. oh…
i wish harbor frieght would have a massive black friday sale.
Granted but then they go out of business and you realize you bought all the wrong things and now are stuck with them.
I wish NYspeed night crew would pwn the day crew.
granted. now the night crew all get shitty 3rd shift jobs @ dennys.
i wish this chair was more comfortable.
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i wish this chair was more comfortable
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Granted. You find yourself in a padded room sitting comfortably. Your nose itches yet you can’t scratch it. You live this way forever.
I wish Nikuk and I still weren’t in love with pugs.
granted, bu now you owe rubicant another BJ.
i wish my shepard would stop start wiping her feet when she comes in.
Granted, but now you are in love with each other and you gave him your hiv. You both have 3 weeks to live.
I wish my sig was cooler.
(beaten damn)