Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

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The object here is to write a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there’s a consequence or twist to it… (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. Another rule is that you must wait a few more points to post again.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person:
Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.
I wish I had a turbo kit in my Civic.

3rd Person:
Granted, but it weighs 200 lbs.
I wish I had a Honda NSX-R.

4th Person:
Granted, but you’d have to pick it up from the salvage yard."

Okay, I’ll start.

I wish winter never came.

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granted. but it will rain everyday.

i wish i had a 20,000 sq/ft house

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granted but its in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I was a little bit taller…

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granted but you could not walk.

I wish i was a baller ;D

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Granted but you are a basketballer and you never get passed the ball.

I wish I had a million members.

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granted but they would all be no longer than 3.7"

I wish i had a FUCKING JAEGA BOMB!

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granted, but you cant drink it

i wish i had a billion dollars

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granted but its in monopoly money

i wish i had a better job

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granted but your getting paid 1$ an hour

i wish i had a Ferrari F430

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granted but it would be powered by the 3ee out of a toyota tercel

i wish it was friday

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granted but your stuck in your house, no transportation, nowhere to go

i wish i was in Cali

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granted but you would be in the direct path of a raging forest fire

I wish for Hillary Clinton to drop out of the Presidential Race

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granted but she’d be dropping out because she got pregnant with your child

i wish i had a jessica alba real doll

:rofl

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Granted, but due to the manufacturring process, it ended up having a penis.

I wish I could moonwalk on Earth.

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granted, you have the ability, but you have no legs

i wish for a pop tart

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granted, but it will be administered intravenously

i wish all my student loans were paid off

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Granted, but you’re anus is the one that paid for it.

I wish I was a porn star. A straight porn star.

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granted but it would only be bestial porn

i wish i could take a shit in my bathroom at work right now (construction ftl :()

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granted but you have to do it in your pants

i wish my car was as cool as an ///M :o

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Granted, but it strangley resembeled a fruit stripe gum advertisement.

I wish a brain and a vagina could co-exist.