Corrupt My Wish

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Corrupt My Wish

Little forum game for your Friday afternoons, here’s how it works:

One person makes a wish, and the next person has to say something to basically screw up that wish if it were to come true, then make a wish of their own…

Example:

Originally Posted by Wish
I wish I was a little bit taller

Originally Posted by Reply
Granted, but you would never stop growing and eventually you would be bed ridden.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Originally Posted by Next reply
Granted, but inflation would make it equivalent to $5 USD

I wish I had a tan King Cobra

so on and so forth…readyyyyy GO!

I wish I owned a Nissan…

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Granted, but it would be a rice mobile

I wish i knew everything

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Granted, but you will know all the worlds secrets, go insane and commit suicide with a rusty butter knife and leave a note that says I knew this would happen.

I wish my skyline would end up having a Tomei Rb28 engine and one huge turbo that sits near the manifold and just screams when i ream it :smiley:

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Granted, you would have a Tomei RB28 engine, but a HUGE hole in your wallet and the turbo that sits near the manifold just screams, ahahaha you should have wished for some gas money.

I wish the world was less evil

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granted, but you were dreaming the whole time.

I wish I never had a 350z

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Granted, but then you wouldn’t be on this site, and miss my triumphant return to reinvigorate TNC’s Off-Topic section with random shits.

I wish ever week, was a 3-day weekend.

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granted but then you would hate thursdays or tuesdays
and have to work so much harder to get the same anount of stuff done.

i wish i could get a BJ from anyone I wanted

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granted, but everyone you wanted bj from does a terrible job at it and gives you teeth.

I wish for summer all year round!

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Granted, but the summers will be hot and cause the clear coat on your car to blister.

I wish I owned a N1 GTR mmmhmmm N1.

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granted you a N1 GTR dosent change your gayness

i wish i had a life

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granted, I wish you had one too.

I wish I had an S13 straight off the showroom. 0km.

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Granted but it’s only available in Big Bird Yellow

I wish I was a test driver for Ferrari

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Granted, but it’ll probably cost a million dollars.

I wish Ontario wouldnt be so gay about the highway traffic act.

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granted, but you would be gay

i wish my car was in pristine condition

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granted, but then you’d have to go back several years, and you wouldn’t have a drivers license.

I WISH i can find a yellow 350Z brembo Package!!!

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granted butits to baller for you

i wish i had a r34

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Granted, but then Alex would be calling you 24/7 for services that go beyond ‘just-friends’.

I wish for freshly-baked oatmeal-raisin cookies, for breakfast, everyday.

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granted but then again you would be constipated all the time…

i wish i had titties so i can play with them all day

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granted but then they deflate into sock titties and you have to tuck them into your belt, and they fall into your engine bay getting burned on your super hot motor.

i wish my car was rear wheel drive

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Granted but your front wheels will never spin again

I wish for Bee*R B5’s :frowning: