Corrupt My Wish

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Granted but you have to keep the jew

I wish for year round sunshine

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Granted, but then we’d have atleast 2 pride parade’s a year!

I wish I was an EVEN BIGGER JEW!

23

Granted, but that marketable skill would end up being as dans gay lover.

i wish i was a ricer

24

Granted, youd just sober up eventualy…

i wish i was beside pete to slap him silly for calling me a ricer

25

granted, but then if you aren’t a ricer, you’ll have to give up that Fparco seat you bought!

I wish I had my new cars already!

26

granted, but then ur new cars going to be a bigger POS then the old one

i wish my car was 90% covered in vynals

27

Granted, Just close your eyes and dream…

I wish my car had an RB26 in it plus a huge turbo…:drivin :C

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granted! but you’d get that rb26 from my car!!! bwahahaha!!! i pwned myself!!!

i wish someone would corrupt my wish.

29

granted, but you would never see 40 naked men come into your room again

i wish my fc was done so i could sell it

30

granted, but then you’re going to have to ride a tricycle to work, make sure you install an alarm.

I wish everybody’s wish would come true for me, except the bad ones and the next one if its agains my odds of winning hehehe:drivin :C

31

Granted, congrats you won a 2007 350z…
oh no wait, it won’t come true because you wished it wouldn’t

I wish there were no cops.

Edited: Hey speed god, nice way to cheat, by editing your last wish when you saw what i wrote. two thumbs down.You know you got burned on it thats why you changed it.lol

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granted, then you’d be shot dead by thugs.

I wish I own an F1 car.

33

Granted, but it would be a 1:24 scale model

I wish for many wishes? lol

34

granted but each wish backfires in a strange and expensively twisted way

I wish everyone was truely honest

35

granted, but then youd cry like a little girl after hearing all that is said about you

i wish i wasn’t so JDM tyte so Tsuchia would stop crying.

36

granted, but jdm-land would no longer be an island without his constant source of h2o.

i wish i could afford my studio lighting, so i could take sexy-time pictures of naked woman.

37

granted, but they’re all 12 years old and you get arrested and jailed for the rest of your life, where older prisoners take naked pics of you against your will and teach you about irony

i wish i could connect to the matrix

38

granted, but then you wont have any gay fantasies to think about…:#

I wish life was a little simpler:drivin :C

39

grabted, but then youd relise it wasent as complicated as you thought and you just ****ed yourself over.

i wish i had a million dollars

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granted but then u will get into a accented that ill cost you roughly a mill

i wish snow didnt affect the wangan