stolen word for word from sportriders.org 
Corrupt A Wish
Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there’s a consequence to it…
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. Then make your wish.
so…
I wish I had a job with career potential.
And now you are assistant manager at Burger King.
I wish I had a million dollars.
granted, but its in monopoly money…
I wish it wasn’t raining again today…
and instead it is snowing…
I wish I wasn’t at work
granted. instead you are in the hospital in a coma.
I wish it was Friday.
poof! It’s Friday, but you have been called in to work Saturday and Sunday.
I wish I had some food.
granted but your sleeping between 2 naked men.
i wish the kids would sleep longer
granted, but you have to go make frys at mcdonalds.
i wish i was out of debt.
Granted, but you now have to work 18 hours a day for the rest of your life.
I wish I was on a cruise.
granted, but it’s the titanic
I wish I could run a mile in 5 minutes
Granted, but now you live in Kenya and weigh 115 pounds.
I wish I could drink beer at work.
Granted, but you work at a gay bar…
I wish it was 70 and sunny out and i had the day off from work
Granted, but you are now homeless and living on the streets with no food or water.
I wish I had a 2008 red volvo S40.
Granted, but it’s financed at 9% for 84 months.
I wish I could find the network drive I need to get to.
Found it, but so did your boss, and he fires you after discovering your gay porn collection on company computers.
I wish I could loose 20 lbs.
Congrats! You lost 20 lbs and gained 85 lbs back!
I wish my dog didn’t wake me up at 6 a.m. every morning.
Granted. 5am.
I wish I had Mustang.
And a horse appears in your garage. With a mullet headed cowboy on it.
I wish they made cool velcro sneakers.