Corrupt A Wish

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stolen word for word from sportriders.org :smiley:

Corrupt A Wish
Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there’s a consequence to it…
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. Then make your wish.

so…

I wish I had a job with career potential.

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And now you are assistant manager at Burger King.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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And now you are assistant manager at Burger King.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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granted, but its in monopoly money…
I wish it wasn’t raining again today…

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and instead it is snowing…
I wish I wasn’t at work

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granted. instead you are in the hospital in a coma.

I wish it was Friday.

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poof! It’s Friday, but you have been called in to work Saturday and Sunday.

I wish I had some food.

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Too bad all I have is a Big Mac.

I wish I could ski.

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Too bad all I have is a Big Mac.

I wish I could ski.

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granted but your sleeping between 2 naked men.

i wish the kids would sleep longer

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Your kids are now taking a dirt nap.

I wish I didn’t have to go to class right now.

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granted, but you have to go make frys at mcdonalds.

i wish i was out of debt.

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Granted, but you now have to work 18 hours a day for the rest of your life.

I wish I was on a cruise.

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granted, but it’s the titanic

I wish I could run a mile in 5 minutes

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Granted, but now you live in Kenya and weigh 115 pounds.

I wish I could drink beer at work.

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Granted, but you work at a gay bar…

I wish it was 70 and sunny out and i had the day off from work

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Granted, but you are now homeless and living on the streets with no food or water.

I wish I had a 2008 red volvo S40.

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Granted, but it’s financed at 9% for 84 months.

I wish I could find the network drive I need to get to.

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Found it, but so did your boss, and he fires you after discovering your gay porn collection on company computers.

I wish I could loose 20 lbs.

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Congrats! You lost 20 lbs and gained 85 lbs back!

I wish my dog didn’t wake me up at 6 a.m. every morning.

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Granted. 5am.

I wish I had Mustang.

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And a horse appears in your garage. With a mullet headed cowboy on it.

I wish they made cool velcro sneakers.