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TRAITOR!

haha

granted but the vagina would have that syndrom where you cant even fit your pinky in it, rendering it useless.

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well since bennyfizzle fucked up the point of this thread by not wishing ill start again

i wish it would not rain

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shit.

granted but it would snow instead :o

i wish i had more greens :frowning:

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Granted but it’s not what you think, your poop is now liquid and green.

I wish I could be invisible when ever I want.

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Granted, but while being invisible, you become blind.

I wish I wasn’t 1/2 blind.

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granted but you are now deaf

i wish i didnt have a flat tire

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Granted, but soon after it gets fixed, the car gets totalled.

I wish n00bs got off the internet.

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granted but you would go with them :wink: lol

i wish my M3 was turboed

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Granted, but you bought an eBay turbo kit and the turbo fell apart, causing your motor to run like shit for a few seconds and the whole thing blowing up… While you were street racing and ran into oncoming traffic as you were like “Holy fuck! WTF d00d!!!”

I wish I wasn’t so tired.

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granted, you would be asleep for the rest of your life

i wish i had a hot gf

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My ‘grant’ button is broken. It’s claiming wish is ‘Ungrantable.’

I wish I had a euro E36 M3.

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granted but it doesnt run nor is it fixable without spending large sums of money

i wish i had some food right now

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Granted, but you’re food is the same as what I flush down my toilet after eating a lot of greasy food.

I wish I was thinner. Skinny driver mod = better times lol.

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granted but you have no arms = no driving at all

i wish i had better/ bigger slicks

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Granted, but your axles would snap every time you try to launch.

I wish everyone wasn’t so ‘all about’ drag racing. It wastes so many cars’ potential.

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granted but then they’d be more about demo derby

i wish i had an e36 325 to run in enduro and make some extra cash at the local tracks next summer ;D

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granted but the e36 doesnt have the ‘endurance’ to go to the finish and the money you make if you win is fake

i wish i could fly

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granted but you’d never be able to land…and youd be on fire the whole time or someshit

i wish i had a k20 in my m lolol

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Granted, but now the car is gayer than it was w/ the stripes.

I wish people knew more about cars in the world.

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granted but now you know nothing about cars

i wish i could own a LGT so i can be inducted into the cool person club of america