Quotes of Honor.

bullshit thats how long it took to unpeal the emo pants

hahaha I started the count after the pants came off hahaha

:worship

so thats why you have no money left to mod your car. :lmao

haha

i plan on never touching mine. hah
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swifty

“hahahaha, no but i ran the Swifty train. I’m out of sex shape i’ve realized… i fuckin hurt everywhere. my pelvis… ass, legs, arms, stomache… i feel like i just went 3 rounds w/ buba in jail. That girl is a freak for sure… almost to freaky though, like shes had a shitload of practice. whatever, i’m good for another few months now.”

Swift says some of the greatest stuff…

:haha :ponder

:crackup

ROFL

for the record, the above quote would not have been possible, had it not been for my obsession w/ shaving my ass.

Just sayin…

“you guys have no idea…i dont think they make a metal strong enough to cut my gouch hair…its crazy…sometimes if i sit down weird i pull one and let me tell you how bad that hurts”

91tegb16a1

:crackup

well first off id like to thank my parents for doing it…with out them this wouldnt be possible…and swifty thanks for presenting me with this honor :crackup

;asmldaslkdmnasdlkamsd LOLLLLLLLLL

:wow

oh thats just fantastic, thats worse than the " wait till next spring" line so often used.

In reference to Swifty posting his IM conversation with Mike when he specifically told him not to…

:crackup

:idiots :nono

:confused

;D