Quotes of Honor.

There are some quality smart-asses on board here, and I’ve noticed some side splitting quotes in the past few weeks and I’m sure I’ve missed some as well.

Rule: Post up any hillarious quote you find while browsing through the forum.

Latest one I’ve seen.

:crackup

I’ll look through this to pick out “Best Quote” nominees for upcoming Shift518 Member awards.

No whoring the thread. You can reply and or comment on a quote above, but useless comments will be Deleted

damnit! i knew the rear-ended post would get on here. Thanks joey.

Quote from: Johawk on March 08, 2008, 10:59:16 PM
Its just as hard to go fast in a line than it is around a road course.

lol at mexicans

Quote from: Swifty on April 14, 2008, 11:57:17 PM
i just spent 2 hours today hand waxing it…

Quote from: Hank on Today at 04:56:34 PM

is it raw and does it hurt now!!??? :crackup

This is the whole series but it’s quite worthy :lol

ahahahahahahahaha

Referring to 1.8vdub :lol

lol, im loved around here :shifty

quote from 1.8TVdub (mark) about how i got the name swain (which is my last name)

damn i was hopin for some crazy story involving a preist, 2 hookers, a poodle, and a 9 iron.

hahaha YES!! :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana

this makes the quotes of Honor for sure…

:lmao

ha awsome I’m either in here or being referred to 3x in the honor section, Im not sure if I should be proud or embarassed hahaaha :banana :banana :banana :banana

i guess ya cant be any more embaressed look at the spandex ya wear

quoute of hon0r right hurrrr

ahh very good point, but as a rebuddle I am going to say that I got laid for an hour and a half yesterday ;D