$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather (Dartz)

what tom said.

LOL yup those controls are straight out of a early 2000’s Silverado

New “Black Shark” from Dartz. I hate it.

“military-sourced sniper-prevention roof, road-analyzer, distance explosive detector, and signal jammer… Along with champagne holder, sterling silver hand polished flutes, golden shisha and bespoke humidor, Xbox ONE, Playstation 4 and an LTE hotspot.”

Thats gnarly.

FX45 meets Land Rover Defender

VW Thing on steroids.

Needs more low

any actual pictures of any of these vehicles in real life?

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Actually, i love these things after looking at their site.

http://dartz.us/f/uploads/DARTZ-BLACK-RUSSIAN-P1070749.jpg

PROMBRON’ Black.Russian - car for Russian Oligarchs, who feel nostalgy to Soviet Power and ‘tasteless chinese coalmine owners’ (Lin Jin newspaper).

If I thought it would burn I’d light it on fire.

This is interesting:

PROMBRON’ Iron.Diamond or L4P Ladies.Only http://dartz.us/f/uploads/DSC_0087.jpg

World first safety car for ladies.

This 3-door Kapsula-Kupe has a 300 mm shorter base and 3-doors, to avoid kindnapping, hijacking and other problems which can meet rich and lonely lady on the street.
Specially for ladies was created 360-easy parking video system.

This car was presented at our favorite show - Top Marques Monaco 2011 and car had a great sucess.
Car got some ladies-buyers from Kazakstan and Russia,and also became Top Gear stuff car during Cannes film festival.

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Thiiiick:

http://dartz.us/f/galleries/original/207007.jpg

Annnd it’s on KMC Rockstars. Shocker.

that window glass is awesome.

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i forgot about these guys… in my back yard: http://www.conquestvehicles.com/index.html

5 years later, have they upgraded the interior to a 2007 Trailblazer yet?

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t want to sit on a penis of any kind.

Started from the bottom, now we’re here.