12/3/11 buffalo wild wings

I know , but I stink just the same seeing as I ate 18 of em

Ive already shit atleast 3 times this morning- turds, not ass piss. Always happens when I drink.

All fun and games till pjb grabs you by your neck.

All good till he jellies starts asking Singh where his dot was lol

Where the whores at?

He cant have no c/p Whores lol and he don’t want big black bertha cause he ain’t like nolans type lol

What about bob the manager…

Guys like o man you don’t want to get him a whore from around here… I’m like we’re In Clifton park bud. He was acting like we were in africa where all the women have aids.

How’s your neck today?

neck is ok.

Nice. I only had about 13 beers last night, so I’m not feeling bad myself.

I lost track of the amount I drank. Two in the truck in the parking lot and then several in there along with atleast 9 shots.

From what people were texting me, I’m sure you had at least 20 servings.

well they were double size beers.

I think there were 9 shot glasses because somebody was counting them

Jellies ya had 14 shots lol

I couldn’t stop farting last night still am now, haven’t shit yet tho, I’m scared

damn, for real?

I paid for 2 of em.

I think he had 11-12 max but either 10 or 14 doesn’t matter after double digit shot numbers you’re fucked

actually impressed you didn’t pass the fuck out when you got home lmao

thanks for contributing to my drunkenness

I was kinda surprised I didnt.