15 sure ways to get banned from k-mart

I just called the #, and it’s really a K-Mart. In Nevada.

HAHAH. I’m like “Can I please talk to Jon Walker?” and she’s like “There’s a big fluke, there has never been a manager by that name. It was put on the internet. It’s not real.” I was like “Damn, that sucks.” And she got mad and hung up.