1986 4000 Quattro (A pile of shit)

1986 4000 Quattro pile of shit. This car is the biggest piece of shit ever. The only reason someone might want it is that included are 4 brand new un studded snows and 4 studded Nordman 4’s. Fucking walk on faggots in their 335i’s that can’t fucking drive on ice. Walk on faggot “instructors” at winter driving events. Get told you’re too fast and then drive even faster on ice. Car runs and drives but it needs a lot of work. Drove it to the Adirondacks and back twice last winter for winter driving events. Comes with a new battery and close to half a tank of fuel. If you are wondering “what it will need”, just assume it will need it. $500 and I have a silver bumper in my loft for it.


It’s held together with A LOT of these

Maybe Lowlyoilburner can re-weld this for you? He LOVES working on cars

You can even take the chain for pulling people out of snow banks

Snows on the car now-they all look like this

I’ll even throw this in. With a little elbow grease, she’ll shine right up

Laughing so fucking hard.

Does it come with the bike racks on top of it?

I…kind of want this.

No

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LOL

Id rather buy this for $500 then that rusted del sol LOL
GLWS

At least put the type of car in the title next time, lol.

Will this be sold threw the dealer? do I get 30 days of warranty to come back and complain about every little thing that bothers me? oh and I have cash I just have to ask my brothers sisters roommates mother if i can barrow it.

Also has there been any paint work? clean car fax?

oh and GL with the sale.

Any wiggle room on the price? I know you priced it $1000 over what you have into it. Think you could knock off $300? I’ll have cash the first of the month

smoochies :slight_smile:

This car rips on the ice… especially when you dont give a flying fuck about anything.

Great thread :tup:

IT’s front line ready!!!

are those wheels 4x100? what’s the offset? hmmm

Can I buy one wheel?

Can I buy the bottle of Meguiar’s?

mileage?

is there any mileage number he could say that make you more or less likely to buy a car in this condition?

Just curious…

Blowjobs?