Hello sir/madam,
Do you wish to live a life of excitement?
Action?
Adventure?
Do you desire the most out of this short, fragile existence on this planet?
Then why wait? Why not get up in the morning and grab life by the proverbial horns?
I have a solution for those of your that lack the desire, the need for this life.
This, my friends, is a 1999 Chevy Prizm:
It has 130,000 miles on it. Most of those are from driving.
How will this allow you to live life to the fullest, you ask?
Because look at this interior:
Ever want to fucking look at the solar system while at a red light?
Look at it.
It’s beautiful.
Want more? Okay, I’ll show you more:
Wanna see that fine motor that makes this thing move you?
Boom.
How about some sexy shots of the exterior, so you know what you’re looking for when you walk out of the strip club at 3am:
But enough about the car.
Let’s talk about you.
You’re looking for a lifestyle.
You’re looking for a Chevy Prizm.
Does this move you? Does this turn you on?
Is this…you?
Well, my friend. This fine piece of machinery can be yours for the extraordinary price of only $1,000.
But, wait…isn’t that a great deal?
Yes. Yes, it is.
What could this car need in the future?
Everything, it needs everything you could give it. Love, attention…water, soap…maybe even some GM parts…but who knows.
This car is completely negotiable. Your life is negotiable. So negotiate yourself a new life.
With this Chevy Prizm.
-Chris
716-514-6473
