63 Things That Are Oddly True

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  1. Where are the clifs!!![/QUOTE]

I’m right here

  1. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

awesome. lol.

great read. thank you

Very very funny a bunch were spot on!

I had a teacher in high school that said “read directions first” all the time. One test said across the top…“read all questions first” so I was like hummm… read to the end last question said “Flip test over and write your name and the time on the back and look busy.” He walked around the room about 5 min into the exam and collected our papers. I think only about 2-3 of us got it and received 100%s. Everybody else got the test graded out of 90% because they all got the last part wrong or some jazz. I hear the test was especially hard too. Haha

55 and 17 ftw

I dont remember who that teacher was, but I failed that test too…

u act like this is a new thing. i think i had about 10 teachers total do this yearly from k-12

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  1. That’s enough, Nickelback.

I wish there was a truck that drove around late at night, like the ice cream truck, but instead of serving treats and playing fruity music, it served tacos and burritos and played the Mexican Hat dance.

tacos.

  1. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

Haha, I probably say “what?” twice before I start nodding and then you see the facial expression on the person of “why is he nodding instead of answering my question?” and then its just akward afterwards.

When a prospective employer calls to let you know they have decided to hire you, keep in mind that that exact moment will be the happiest you will ever be about having that job.

lulz

^haha very true

Thanks to social networking sites, popularity contest don’t end in high school anymore. “Oh so you’re working on your doctorate? Well I got 1500 Facebook friends and enough followers on twitter to successfully invade Iran”

LOL

Some good stuff in there and a lot of it was true. I think what really sold me on my fridge was the light in the freezer. I kept asking myself why didn’t they do this from the start?

No kidding, I only had one teacher ever do it and it was in high school sometime.

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