prolly the biggest was eating this huge ass can of cherrie pie filling for dinner…im sooo nausious right now…its almost as bad as that nasty burnt melted carmel silvergtp made me glug down for a dollar lol…it was soooo thick and tasted like ass.
hm… where to begin
i used a paring knife instead of a fork, that kind of hurt
luckily the edit function works longer than 5 mins, there’s way more than that
EDIT: i went to at least 3 public places with my pants unzipped, which i’ve done at least 2x/day for the past week
i didn’t replace my smacked tranny pan and gasket because, well - i like buying mercon/dexron for slow leaks, and CELs get madd ladies who wanna give me handjobs in the taco bell lot
yeah i did alota stupid shit today, but i dont need to post all of it lol. I once went to tie my shoes with a fork in my mouth and when i bent down the fork hi my knee and i jamed the fork into the roof of my mouth and have 4 holes dripping blood for like 5 min…that sucked lol.
thinking about this makes my mouth hurt.
i did tons of dumb stuff today… but its all secret.
i almost drove thru a brick wall 3 days ago
So we were in arc studio the other day, and we were turning in drawings. We asked out professor where to pin them up, she said “over there, from the window to the wall”
Then someone just yells out SKEET SKEET SKEET
OMG
OMG
I died. Me and like 5 other kids ran out of studio and roffled and loled for like 40 mins
posted at newmans request
when carl told me this story.
i laughed about it
for like 209 minutes
then i thought about it all day.
locked myself out of the inside door of the house. Went ballistic and ripped the door handle off the door. Then used a screwdriver to open the lock. In the process of tearing the handle off I pushed myself through the wall in the hallway and was dripping with sweat. After I got in I remembered where I hid the spare key. Now I have a nice 3 foot hole in the wall that needs to be fixed and no door handle.
HA^HA
I was asleep when the mail came and now my mom knows I have a Playboy subscription. Is that dumb? prolly not. Just careless. Living at home like this sucks though.
I got in a race with a honda mini-van… and lost.
hoping you at least had enough juice for spark and your headlights so you didn’t have to try to get a jump at the next light :lol:
PO Box > you
Logged onto nyspeed.com @ work. Dammit, haven’t done anything productive in a good hour or so now…
Shit, also started looking up mustangs on autotrader. telling myself “My Jetta’s fine, you don’t want a RWD DD, don’t get any ideas…”
lol
[chris rock]
“if the beat is right – she will dance ALL NIGHT.”
'til the sweat drip from my balls, my balls, my baaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllss. skeet skeet skeeeeet.
[/chris rock]
uh yeah on topic… dumb things… nothing yet today. i’ll update you later. something is bound to happen…
i talked to kristen as if everything was all right
i promise not to do any other stupid shit today
waking up was the dumbest thing i have done today
so im trying to eat some breakfast, and i read this. not anymore. cereal all over the table and me laughing like a fool for about 10 minutes
2nd roffle
i havnt been awake long enough to do anything stupid.
Wasted my time, read, and responding to this thread.
Like my time is important or anything :roll: