After getting smashed last night, im here thinking about previous times I have gotten really tanked, and one of my top 5’s had to be this…
big time party down in albany last year down the road from the post. My girlfriend and her friends were out clubbing and were going to meet up with us later so we decided to hit up this house party…
$5 to get in, all the beer you want from a few kegs. Well, I was already smashed. After drinking 5 beers, and doing 5 shots and having a long island ice tea, I was spinning already. Walk into this party, and it was ATLEAST 200 people deep. Shit was rediculous. It took us 10 minutes to make it from outside to the basement. So we get down there, I waddle over to the keg, and its tapped. Im pissed I just got ripped off…well after hanging out for about 20 minutes or so, I had to take a piss but I wasnt about to wait in that long ass line and go up 3 flights of stairs to wait some more…if that was the case, I would have pissed my pants.
So I get this genious idea to whip it out, and piss on this kids basement wall. My buddys see me, and start cracking up. Needless to say, I did this 4 times within 20 more minutes then we left only to go to Michaels to meet up with the women and drink some more.
another time, After partying hard core all night its 7am and Im sleeping in my buddys room my girlfriend. All of a sudden the door flys open and this kid is saying O man I gotta piss…I roll over tired as fuck not knowing whats going on saying what did you say? he then pulls his shit out and starts pissing on my girlfriends bag on the floor, while moaning and groaning like he’s getting a mean blow job or some shit. I fly up out of bed tweaking the fuck out that this kid I hardly know (who me and my friends had a vibe/heard rumors he might be gay) whips his shit out and is pissing on my girlfriends bag. After him putting his shit away, with piss everywhere I push him and he waddles out to the living room floor only to pass out. At this time, me and my girlfriend decide to leave.
One time at a house party I got drunk and fell onto a fire pit. I woke up inside the house not knowing where I was and had a huge welt on my face from hitting the concrete fire pit. Apparently I also puked all over the side of the house. I slept 90% of the next day with a wicked hang over.
One of Sean’s bonfire party’s. I tried to shit in the hole on one of the greens on the golf course. Missed by inches and left a steamy log on the green.
ive stolen a car, burned down an acre of woods and broke a kids arm, and that was only one night. Thats one that sticks out for me but there are so many. Oh to be young again, now i just get drunk and dont really do much haha
we were having a bon fire for my buddy before he left for the air force at his barn with a huge fire pit…
he thought (already hammered) that it would be a good idea to start the fire with a whole 5 gallons of gas…
long story short, when he lit it, it blew out a few windows in the house and threw him back a few feet…we walked over and he reeked of burnt hair…he burnt all the hair off his body including his eye brows…it was pretty fuckin funny.
Recently? I up rooted bushes outside of a certain strip club while there was a altercation inside. I then was told nicely by a cop friend to replant them. So we went back at 330am and threw em back.
Like people said, so many more dumb and illegal shit has taken place to write about.
Theres WAYYYY too many stories, but one that comes to mind was a HUGE brawl uptown albany. This kid hit a buddy of mine from the bar, I stepped up, hit him once, and he pulled a gun and pointed it in my face. I was so drunk/pissed that I didnt care and still kept going at him. Luckily a good buddy of mine and his gf dragged me back to the truck. Could have been a bad night.
Ive had lots of bad shit happen down in alb, guns, knives, getting hit by cars lol. Big reason I dont go there much at all anymore…
Not one of the stupidest things I did, but one of the dumbest things I ever said.
I was talking to a girl at the bar and I asked her what she did for a living. she said " I am a Special Ed Teacher" to which I replied “oh, I love gym class.” Then after I realized what I said, the words “I am so retarded” came out of my mouth. Needless to say, it didn’t work out