was at the club monaco outlet in niagara falls, like 5 years ago before they closed it down. I was with Melissa (wife) who was trying on some jeans in the change rooms.
I must have sold some high dollar car parts earlier that day because for whatever reason i was walking around with $1800 - $2000 cash in my pocket.
She was in the change room commenting on how i shouldnt carry that kind of cash around, which is true of course, but instead of agreeing or arguing i took out the wad of cash, giggling of course, held it in my right hand reached over the change room door and threw all of it in such a way that that is showered down all over the change room and onto her.
she was all… “WTF BING!!!”
I then asked her to open the door so that i could laugh a bit more… sure enough, the whole change room was covered in $20 and $50 bills… I enjoyed a hearty giggle…
I proceeded to tidy it all up and recount it a couple time to make sure i hadnt lost any of it.
this just occured to me while driving back to work this lunch hour…
was at the warped tour, and wasn’t feeling well, so i laid down in the grass. when i woke up, there were tons of people sitting around the same area as me. i stood up, and started puking all over the ground, and the wind carried it and it ended up splashing all over this random bitch. every time i went to say sorry, i puked more.
…got a BJ in the back of a van that was being driven by the girl’s parents.
…had butt sex w/ my GF on the steps of the harrisburg capital building at 2am
…had sex in the cabin of a boat in the middle of the afternoon… parked in a display at the FAIR
