here is one of my best, forgive the length…
A few years ago I was chatting with this girl from AOL and she told me about her parents going away for the Forth of July. So we started talking on the phone and decided to have a little party. I told my friend Mike about this and he quickly wanted to call her. He talked her into just us coming over to chill.
So we go over there, start drinking and whatnot, then she starts making dinner for us. 
We eat dinner, drink some more, start watching some sofcore porn on cinemax. So outta the blue she says we should go get a “real” porn. Her and I goto the store, while Mike stays at the house and drinks.
We get back, drink some more, and somehow they end up upstairs. I figure fuck it, I’ll just watch some porn, jerkoff, and goto bed. A few minutes later someone starts pounding on the door. Turns out its her ex-B/F. I goto the door and him and his boys walk in past me and go into the kitchen. :mad:
I go upstairs and tell her, she goes down to talk to him. Mike and I are just sitting there, thinking about how we are gonna get outta here. She comes up, sits down and tell us how horny she is, and how we need to get them outta the house. Like a bullet I take off downstairs with Mike and start yelling and throwing shit. They leave. 
We all head back upstairs and start drinking on her bed. So she says I have a problem…“I wanna fuck, but I cant fuck both of you. I’m not a slut. Mike, we were messing around earlier, but I’ve been talking to Jarrod longer, so It’s not fair to him. Jarrod It’s your decision.” So should I hit this or give it to my boy? After thinking about this I just demanded, " All of us are gonna take off our clothes and get it on!" She thought about it for a minute and started to leave the room. 
She got to the door and told us to get naked while she waited outside, and if we did it she would come back in naked also. Mike and I looked at each other and stripped. She came back in and it turned into a hardcore 3-hour porn marathon. We woke up the next morning and havent talked to her since.
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