I saw this over on SF and it inspired me to make this thread…here is my message pasted from over there.
A couple good ones come to mind…
1)My first ‘FNR’ (fuck N run). Met this bitch off of the internet…said that I want to come over and watch a movie. She said she had no VCR, so I told her that I will bring mine. Got to her house, had my cock out within 5 minutes, and in her shortly after. Fucked her, facial shot, etc. Told her that I was going outside to get the VCR…just hopped in the car and left:bigok: I parked on a patch of ice, so I just sat there spinning for a few seconds, LOL. The best part is that I never even brought the VCR…
2)Met this chick at the bar about a year ago. Instantly started making out, etc. Had her at my parents house (I visit home on the weekends) within an hour. Fucked her in the ass most of the night rather than the pussy…kicked her out before I went to bed. Came to the living room the next afternoon and my parents went into my room for something. I hear them ask if I had an accident…fucking chick SHIT IN MY BED. I literary fucked THE SHIT OUT OF HER!
The very first time I had sex. I went to my friends house to hang out. It was just her and her girl friend and they had already pregamed. SO I caught up and within two hours we were all wasted. So me and this other chick are watching tv and without warning she just reaches down my pants and starts fucking around. Im like ok sweet. Then my friend walks in the room, who by the way is twice as hot and was stacked. She was wearing a tshirt that said, " We take our shirts off for tourists" or some bs like that. So I convince her drunk ass to take the shirt off. It was like flicking a switch. As soon as her shirt came off, her tits were in my face, the other girl starting swalowing my cock . The whole time, im like jesus christ, this is awesome. So we get to the point where im about to start fucking one of them when my friend, the hot stacked one, all of a suddeb just stands up with this blank stare. Looks towards the other side of the room and throws up everywhere. I was like FUCK. So me and the other chick sat there for a minute, because now she looked like she was going to hurl, but she didnt. SO we started fucking again. We finished and I went to the bathroom to find my friend wrapped around the toilet, passed out.
I didn’t bring it up for months and when I did, she apparently had no idea what I was talking about but overall, I had an almost threesome for my first time. It was a good night.
It’s always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she’s tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he’s had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He’s doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I’m just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won’t hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn’t for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I’m trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That’s what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He’s cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It’s undescribable. He’s mating with me, he’s claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there’s no more room for his cum. It’s dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It’s more than I ever expected. It’s heaven.
Jay: Nastiest shit you’ve ever done? I’m talkin’ about nasty! Andy Stitzer: Ahhhhhhhh… wow. Soooo many stories are running through my head right now.
[pause] Andy Stitzer: I dated this girl for a while… she was really a… nasty freak. She just loved to… get down with… sex all the time. It was like… anytime of day… she was like, “Yeah, let’s go! I’m so nasty!” And I’d be nailing her and she’d be like, “Oh, you’re nailing me! cool!”
stop ruining a potentially epic thread with your pointless posts. you’ve got 4 posts in this thread (a third of all posts) so far and none of them contribute anything. One or two posts stating your approval of a specific story is acceptable, but don’t take it overboard, dude.
Me+ex g/f (porn star…true…Cossey/Da King can attest…Da King has met her)+R32 when out in Glens Falls back when TILLEY’S was open (if you know this club, holy shit…I can’t beleve someone else knows this place…Ron, you probably do…lol)…fucked her every way would could physically make possible in the car…didn’t have a condom…found jacket that belong to a friend in back seat (I was drunk, cut some slack here)…‘cleaned up’ everything…and I mean everything…after with his coat…totally forgot hours later after more alcohol and hanging out…he took out and used coat to wipe sweat off face/head and then put coat on when we got to the car…I almost vomitted knowing what it had been through…never told him until now…if you’re reading this Tyson…I’m sorry!
Me+another ex g/f (Tina…bitch)…were in NJ with JVG, Meg, and Da King for JVG’s birthday (2 years ago)…Meg was trashed…rest of us were sober for the most part…though I was hung over as a bastard from the night before…anyway…Tina and I are in one bed with JVG and Meg in another…Da King on floor on side of my bed…I decide I want to/need to fuck…start banging Tina…she’s trying to keep it quiet…I’m having none of it…tell her to, ‘shut up and take it because everyone knows what’s going on’…this results in an onslaught of laughter by aforementioned parties…we finish and i cum in the sheet and throw it on the floor. as Tina goes to bathroom she trips over JVG’s legs as he’s going down on Meg. JVG then gets mad because he goes flacid and can’t get erect again to perform sex. Finds dirty sex sheet on floor covered in my sperm. Somehow…and god only knows wtf was going through his head when finding a sheet on a hotel floor…decides it to be a good idea to bury face in sheet and smell and ask where the sheet came from…doh JVG! My seamen in his face…awesome! This on top of his ED=him getting pissed and leaving the room to ‘sleep in the car’…LOL…true story…he eventually came back and went to bed.
