my story was real…
oh boy… i have NUMEROUS stories…
1.) i was at 88slowmarro’s place about 6 years ago “seeing” this girl from east bumfuck. his landlord had delivered a fresh batch of dandelion wine earlier that day so we all drank about 4 bottles of that and kicked a 12 rack of beer and we’re all sitting around havin a good time bullshitting. then for some reason the slut starts thrashing around on the couch like shes having some sort of seizure and almost pukes on herself… johns g/f takes her in the bathroom and she tosses chow in his tub and sink and toilet… (it was pretty nasty) and mind you, still flailing around like a wounded seal. john, being the wiseass that he is says to me “i bet she would stop thrashing around if she had a cock in her ass”… she instantly stopped the flailing and dragged me to his living room where she kept grabbing my cock. john takes his g/f (who was raggin) into the bedroom and proceeds to nail her while the chick i was with expertly stuffed me into her ass… john finished with his gf and thinking we were only messing with him came out and ripped the blanket off us to find me balls deep in her butt… she starts motioning for john and his gf to come over so she can lick/suck either of them… about that time i finished in her butt… pulled out and it all ran out on his couch… needless to say he bought new furniture after that.
#2) was with my g/f crystal for a while and went to visit a friend of mine at cazenovia college out by syracuse. his gf’s roommate was being a total cunt and we pissed her off enough to go home for the night rather than stay in the dorm… we were all watching a movie (mind you on some dinky lil 13" screen) when i hear slurping comming from the other side of the room… i look over to see him giving me the thumbs up and the sheets moving up and down over his crotch… crystal starts laughing hystericallyand then proceeds to begin blowing me as well… ended up fucking our g/f’s for a while and then left his g/f’s roommate a “gift” on her pillow for when she returned the next morning.
:lol:lol:lol:lol
omfg… wow… LMFAO
One of the funniest things I have ever done that I can think of off the top of my head was when I was banging my ex-gf in the shower at college and I smashed her head into the shower wall and gave her a concussion :rofl
OMFG you guys KILL me lol lol lol 
rofl:rofl
Ill share, but I need time…check back tomorrow…og boy
its gonna take jammer 3 days 2 write out his stories :rofl
Subscribed for Jammer’s new novel.
one last one for your reading pleasure…
so this was about 3 weeks ago and i had this girl over… got into it after watching a couple movies. go at it for a couple hours and i tapped her on the ass letting her know i was about to bust a nut… she flips around and sucks me til i bust off and apparently there was too much for her to swallow and it came flowing out her nose… funniest shit ive ever seen.
:haha at him sleeping in the bed…:retardclap
LMFAO at the nose thing… that’s pretty messed up! but i would have loved to see a video of that! HAHAHAHAHA! oh man…
I’m scared to read Jammers… :eek3
dont tempt me on posting pics/video of my sexual escapades… theres already a few threads on here about them.
dude why the couch again that was gross ,the best is when i gave them to another friend he loved em and i didnt clean em just said here ,i laughed about that for yrs
lol… twas some funny fuckin shit.
Insta-ban… No lie.
I can appreciate that. Excellent, and I havn’t seen that on any video yet. Kudos
The stories I want to tell involve a few people and I need clearance to go forward! 
clearance granted
motion seconded
++++++++++++++++++++++3 go for it jammer
I can post out a few, will have to select the best though.
I remember when I was back in plattsburgh running some of the kiosks in the mall there, we had this girl that was absolutely bangin. nice tits, sweet looking ass, etc. But she was all “in love” with her bf blah blah blah. So about 4 months passes and she called me to let me know she was going to be late etc, I played the shoulder to cry on. so a week after that we wind up chillin and drinking watching a movie, turns out, after about 4 coronas she turns into a fucking crazy nympho. Pretty much just leaned over, unzipped and plopped my cock into her mouth. I honestly had no reaction, just looked down, did a slight nod, and took another swig of my beer. So we fucked like monkeys for like 4 days and I find out she takes it in the butt. BONUS. so I started bangin her in the ass a couple times, no big deal. Well one night I came over, started drinking, she was already shitfaced. So we go into her room and she starts suckin me off, continuing to lick dick/balls/ass in that order. I could care less, I’m happier than a pig in shit. She mounts me and starts riding the shit out of me (I honestly thought she might have been a fucking jockey because she KNEW how to ride a dick) and then pulls out, sucks her own gunk off my dick, then straddles me again and shoves my dick balls deep into her ass. I was in instant heaven, just laying there while she did all the work. It was about 92 degrees in the room, and we had already been fucking for like an hour straight at a frantic pace, so we were both sweating like crazy. All you could feel was sweat and other fluids as we fucked for a solid 20 minutes. I used a good globe of lube a couple times while in her ass, and when she actually demostrated that she was still completely blitzed I flipped her over while pulling out, and proceeded to straddle her face and shove my dick down her throat. Good thing the lights were out because I had a huge fucking grin on my face. She could care less, gulping my dick down like it was water in the sahara. She had no gag reflex and I didnt hesitate to slam my nuts off her chin repeatedly. So I bust my nut down her throat, she almost chokes because I slammed my dick full hilt and proceeded to empty the contents of my balls directly into her stomach. I kinda rolled over and quickly wiped off on her sheet then got dressed. She was already passed out by this time so I simply let myself out. I go home, showered, get 2 hours of sleep, then go to work. She called in and said she was too sick to come in so I told her “sure, stay home, want me to stop by to see you after?” she said no, and I find out from the grapevine that her roomate came into the room to wake her up and started instantly vomiting. Apparently she shit ALOT while she was riding my dick. There was shit on the walls, soaked the bed, all over her, the floor, the dried up crusty shit covered sheet that I threw on the ground when I got done wiping my dick and balls with, and the best part, all over her entire face, mouth,lips, in her nose, neck, and tits. She must have had the beer shits because it was a putrid green color and it almost resembled the cucumber facial masks that women apply. I guess she might have felt a little sick after she sucked her own shit off of my dick.
I never heard from her again, needless to say, she stopped working for me.