oh god… this is the thread i dont want to reply to but i just HAVE TO
idk what story to pick, from the ones in india recently to some drunk story where i nearly killed myself multiple times…
idk 2 st patricks ago i got the most drunk i ever gotten in my life, long longlong story short i was in the bathroom the next day sleeping for 6-8 hours and finally made it to the couch where i stayed there for 3 days straight… didnt drink or stomach the idea of tasting beer for a good 6 months
even today i cant drink i used to drink, i used to drink liquor like it was water man, now i cant…
another dumb thing i did prolly out in india involving this chick in a city an hour from mine, but thats more like the “dumbest girl u ever did” thread content… but that day was the craziest day of my life def not worth the hassle LOL
One out of one hundred stories: I went to a birthday party for my buddy’s wife. Well, I ended up drinking more than I ever ever have in my entire life. On top of that we had Absinth. The REAL shit. It’s really cool by the way, it’s like being drunk, but being happy drunk, it’s the only way I can describe it. After that, we smoked like 2 huge cigars while laying in the front yard. Needless to say, I woke up the next morning wrapped around the toilet, and was drunk for the ENTIRE next day, had to stay again, and then finally was able to make it to the front of his house where someone was able to give me a ride home, 2 days later. It wasn’t the dumbest thing that happened to me while being drunk, but it’s the most amount of alcohol I have ever drank, and that in itself was dumb. BTW, I can no longer eat or even smell anything that tastes like black licoriche. I get an instant gag reflex since that is what the absinth tastes like.
Stoppppppp… thats awesome. I guess il tell my absinthe story. I got some absinthe for Lksi and myself. We were like 16 and at my buddies house. I don’t remember this, but apparently while I was talking to my buddies mom I just started pissing. Then we went swimming and I just stood in the shallow end yelling “This is the best time of my life!” So then I decided that it might be a good idea to light some fireworks. First bottle rocket I light, someone yells “Kevin! thats pointing at the house.” So I kick the the bottle over and it explodes at my feet. Last I remember, Lksi jumped off a balcony onto a couch next to me and then I threw up bricks.
I was in my 20’s and got wasted at Fenders… nailed some Milf in the parking lot and did some nasty things, and gave her the bonus plan. She called me to go out the next night but I told her I had plans with my buddys… I really had a date.
Next day I go to pick up this girl Melody I had met the week before, and when I knocked on the door, who answered but Melodys mom, the Milf from the night before.